Yes, it’s true! My
sweet little innocent child is learning all sorts of bad words. And not only that, but she likes to repeat
them A LOT.
She repeats the word “stupid” several times a day.
Not actually saying it as a bad word, but
instead telling me that her doll, stuffed animal, chair, bed, etc has said
stupid.
Plus I’ve come to realize most
of the Disney movies we have, say the word “stupid” too.
Who knew, right?
For some reason Sarah also cannot stand having her dolls
clothed. She wants them to be “immodest”
and “nakedy” (another bad word she loves to say).
Sarah heard a little neighbor boy says, “what the
heck.” Of course she needed to know what
that meant and I told her it was a bad word that we don’t say. I should’ve known not to tell her something
was a bad word because now she says “hick” thinking she’s saying heck. J
She loves, loves, loves books and will usually escape to her
room and flip through books. It’s pretty
cute when she makes up her own version of the story. She also loves to sing and knows a bunch of
songs. Her favorites lately are “I Know
You” (from Sleeping Beauty) and “You are my Sunshine.” For some reason she thinks it’s SO funny to
replace the word “snow” with words in songs she already knows. For example… “I looked out the window and
what did I see? Popcorn popping on the apricot SNOW.” Sadly, she’s done this with so many songs
lately that I am even starting to appreciate the toddler humor.
RECENT QUOTES:
“That’s hilarious!”
“You’re NOT hilarious!”
“Mom, Paublo said stupid”
“I’m a big, old, hairy lion! ROAR!”
“I’m going to take your lid away so you’ll be immodest” (to
her markers while coloring)
“I don’t want to be Barney anymore (after pen exploded all
over her)
“hickle dick” (only thing I can think of is she’s trying to
say hickory dickory dock???)
“Karen, You’re scary!”
“I’m gonna be a mean witch all by myself”
“Mom, is that a mosquito, or a praying mantis, or a beetle?
(pointing to a wasp)